Meanwhile Actress Ranjitha is said to share a relationship with Telugu Film Director Puri Jagannath! She has travelled excessively with him! And long time devotee of Nithyananda, Actress Tara, was shocked to see Swami Nithyananda on bed with Ranjitha! She said she felt disgusted and that she believed the Swami to be God walking on earth!
But now all her hopes are unpinned after Nithyananda's sex scandal video was released. Nithyananda became a trending topic by the cheeky, cheesy and creative one-liners that were written by Twitter users! What amazed everyone was the sheer creativity with which they were written! And the Police have filed a case against the Goddamn Godman for cheating and offending religious sentiments!
Here are the one-liners that were written about Nithyananda! I could write only one though it might seem a bit offensive:
My one-liner on Nithyananda is: Sermon by Day, Semen by Night! All of the Nithyananda one liners were written in this ____________ by Day and ______________ By Night format! I could not write any for some unknown reason and even this one liner was partially borrowed from another user! He used the word "Sermon" with which I developed my own one liner! Here are some of them for you!
bhalomanush: Devi by day, baby by night
YaavanoObba: Bhakti rasa during day, shringara rasa during night, hasya rasa on Twitter
abhility: Good boy by Day, Play boy by Night
swathipradeep2: Holy by Day, POLI by night
Shrihari: Teacher by day, teach her by night
pmarlowe98: Om Shanti by day, Disco Shanti by night
Manish_Bhatt_: His Holiness by day, his horniness by night
arunverma: Karam by day. Kar ummmmmmmmm by night.
es09: Bliss by day, kiss by night
ragha: actor by day, actress-by night
abhility: Ved Vyas by Day, Vatsyayan by Night
YaavanoObba: Dignitary by day, John Terry by night
thebenisrael: Sandalwood by day, Scandalwood by night – My small message is don’t worship man but God!
gunducci: Ujjwal by day, utejit by night
culdivsac: Hymns by day; Hymens by night
arunverma: Havan by day. Havas by night.
akavoor: Kaavi by day. Kaami by night.
naikaustubh: Chanting by Day, Spanking by Night
Prashant__Nair: Ram Narayan by day, Baaja Bajata by night
PuneetBishnoi: “Radhe Radhe” by day and “Radha Radha” by night
anusdad: Hari-Hari by day NDTiwari by night
arunverma: Mere bhagwan by day. Meri bhaagwaan by night
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ztruc: pyaar impossible by day, pyaar is possible by night
shantanub: Rudraksh by day; rakshas by night.
rajeshp_us: aastha by day, ftv by night
rachitkwatra: Ramleela by day, Only Leela by night
MumbaiCentral: Sister by day, Bistar by night
waldeepak: raamleela by day, raasleela by night, march ahead all mighty knight
rameshsrivats: “Hari Om Shanti” by day. “Hurry home Shanti” by night.
sunilea: Padmasana by day, Pushups by night
sidin: Pray station by day, PlayStation by night.
rachitkwatra: Meerabol by day, Meera khol by night
YaavanoObba: Holy by day, holi by night
sunilea: Saffron by day, Blue by night
TheZionView: Obama by day, Bill Clinton by night
myliorules: Do gooder by day, do her good by night
Pulkit_Lakshya: Execution in day, Planning in night
darshanp82: Shaanti & kapur by day, Shakti Kapoor by night.
anilchintz: Sadhu Bhikari by the day. Shambhu Shikari by the night
sunilea: Aasana by day, vasana by night
ShamanthRao: Din mein bhaiya. Raat ko saiyya.
simplysumit: Prayer by day, player by night
thetanmay: Messenger by day, I Seek You by night.
notytony: Stars and planets by day, heavenly bodies by night
rameshsrivats: Baba by day. Black sheep by night.
ShamanthRao: Pray by day. Prey by night
theevilp: “Monk by day, Bonk by night” should be the tagline of a movie!
Nauphal: Simple… -Blessing by day, kissing by night..
MathewEranat: Mass’s sage by day, massage by night
subhadeep: Mala by day…. Mala D by night.
iyerdeepak: Giving aasha by day, Balbir Pasha by night
Prashant__Nair: Arun Govil by day, Prem Chopra by night
MTVIndia: beading by day and bedding by night
rajatjain: Raam Raam japna by day, paraaya maal apna by night
parasj: Ye ander ki baat hai by day ye to bada toing hai by night…lol
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vkhater: God is all yours by day, I am all yours by night
solitalks: iPod by day, iPoke by night
__hS: morality by day, orality by night
Anusual: Vedasutra by day, Kamasutra by night
phunkiefresh: God is all yours by day, I am all yours by night
vidya_rajaram: Moral by the day , Oral by the night
b50: high by day, thigh by night.
avinash_y: Adresses Distress by day Undresses Mistress by night
krishashok: Teacher by day, teach her by night
notytony: God-man by day, lay-man by night
krishashok: Enjoy the present moment by day, Enjoy a pleasant moment at night
samsearth: Actor by day, Act Whore by night
psr: (Bhagavad)Gita by day, Ranjitha by night.
rameshsrivats: Satyam Shivam by day. Sundaram by night.
iyermatter: “Om Shanti Om” by day, “If you come today” by night?
kg86: Resurrection by day, Erection by night.
shantanub: Ram Ram by day; ramming like a ram by night
akavoor: Manglarti by day. Mangala and Aarti by night.
solitalks: Tulsi Shower by day, Musli Power by night
vishal_c: Agony Aunt by day, Aunt in Agony by night
amitpadhye: Din mein Bhakti Baba Raat mein DesiBaba
sahilriz: Public address by day, private undress by night
palsule: Singing by day, swinging by night.
silv3rglee: Oopar wale ki shraddha by day…oopar se Shraddha ko by night.
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ChattiBoy: cape by day, rape by night
kg86: Oldage by day, Bondage by night.
purvapar: Dharma by day, MOksha by night
silverbakc: sabarimalai by day and khajuraho by night
iyerdeepak: Shlok by day, poke by night
nandaseth: Moun by day, gown by night
theevilp: Cheese by day, sleaze by night
shankrao: Janam by day, jannat by night
avinash_y: Sloka by day sutra at night
bhargavrajan: Divine by day, dive-in by night
milcom_: Hey Bhagwan by Day, Oh My God by Night
i_r_squared: Chamatkar by day, Balatkar by night
adityar: Advaita by day, Savita by night
fakebalthakre: Talking Head by day, Giving Head by night
krishashok: Robes by day, disrobes by night; Radio Gaga by day, Lady Gaga by night; Healing the masses by day, feeling the masses by night
kaprasanna: O-Palanhare by day, choli ke piche kya hai by night
revaanandaguru: Blessing by day, undressing by night
kirankarlmarx: Ayodhyakanda by day, sundarakanda by night.
ChandruPandian: fasting by the day, feasting by night
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adityar: Divine message by day, divine massage by night
vidhyavenkat: Vidya upasana by day, vidya up asana by night
wlsuch: pooja & aarti by day, Pooja & Aarti by night
tam007: Preach Gita in Morning, Breach Geetha in Nigh
i_r_squared: Maharishi Veda Vision by day, Sumangali Cable Vision by night
rameshsrivats: “Hari Om Shanti” by day. “Hurry home Shanti” by night
gouthamdl: Shubashitha by day, Shobhana by night
Anniebhatt: Sandalwood by day, scandalwood by night
vishal_c: Sandhyavandanam by day, “Sandhya? Vandanam!” by night
shenoyvarun86: Come my disciples in the morning, Cum my disciples in the night
logic: Oat meal by day, rasagulla by night
rameshsrivats: Raagam in the morning. Dhaanam (charity) in the afternoon. And Pallavi at night.
vkhater: Changing postures (meditation) by day, Changing positions by night
liberalcynic: Tithi by day, titty by night
__hS: He actually was following ‘ A titty devo bhava ‘ (atithi devo bhava)
rameshsrivats: Baba by day. Black sheep by night.
vsharms: Maun vrat by day, Moan vrat by night
jestme: discourse by day, intercourse by night
beastoftraal: ‘Speaking Tree’ by day; ‘Mid-Day mate’ by night.
Pratyushrao: Saffron and Diyas by day, Cameron Diaz by night
vishal_c: Arunachalam by day, “Aruna, chellam” by nigh
hariharank12: Multiple Conversations by day… Single Conversation by night
sidin: Spiritual guidance by day, spiritual guy dance by night?
ninadsingh: Sage by the day, bondage by the night
vsharms: Uncover your soul by day, uncover your hole by night
ashwinuae: Aalap by day, my lap at night.
gauravsabnis: Sandalwood by day, Tiger Woods by night
kg86: Incense by day, Incest by night.
msnarain: Eye opener by day, Everything else opener by night
krishashok: Swamigal by day, Swami+Gal by night
nutkarsh: agar batti by day, laal batti by night
shankrao: Taare Zameen Par by day, Tara Yasmeen and Paro by night
desinole: Swamy for the day, Maami for the night.
thetanmay: Swahaa by day and Aaah Aaaaah by night.
notytony: God-man by day, lay-man by night
nikhilnarayanan: Oral by day, oral by night.
YaavanoObba: Ashram by day, aisho-aaram by night
shan: Pontificate during day fornicate during night
Bashan during day Passion during night
shan: Pray by day Prey by night
shan: Chant by day pant by night
High thoughts by day lower your shorts by night
shan: TAKE her to GOD by day GIVE her the ROD by night
Archana: Samadhi by the day, Sumadhi for the night
shan: Say, “come to your maker by day”, make her come by night
shan: Devotional mantra by day sexual tantra by night
shan: Spiritual lecture in the morning, spirited lecher in the night
shan: Dispense your advice to all by morning, display all your vice by night
shan: Chaste sanyass by day, chase some ass by night
Administer to spiritual needs by day; indulge in carnal deeds by night
shan: Divine ma star (master) by day, supine porn star by night
Ramesh S: twiter in the day tutor in the night
Ramesh S: Jothi in the day and JOTHY in the nights
shan: Says he is the lord during the day, reveals himself to be a common turd at night
shan: Ram-ji-ka naam during day Ran-ji-tha saath kaam during night
shan: Says he is GOD by day, shows that he is a lowly DOG by night
All these one-liners were compiled by http://blog.blogadda.com and I included some of the comments on the site which also had one-liners on Nithyananda and those are moderated by me to be put on this blog. Hope you enjoyed these hilarious one liners! We will follow the Nithyananda scandal story and update you as soon as possible as and when events unfold! Thank you for following the posts on Nithyananda!
These posts are intended to create awareness and I believe that people should not resort to Swamijis like Nithyananda to attain peace of mind! There are a lot of practical ways to attain the same!
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