Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Indian Cricketers Brawl: IPL Parties: Pub Visits: Cricketers to play Matchings not matches




It is said that when money is made so easily, people do not know how to sustain it or that it leads you to wrongdoings. This has come true with the Indian Team. An anonymous cricketer reveals that cricketers during IPL took to hardore late night partying. Some of them thought they would be back in ten minutes to their rooms but it went on and on. Indian Cricketers had to realize that it was 4AM when they were back from the parties and had to constantly catch up with time to fly to the next destination.

Some of them even had to take the road and rail routes which took them hours. Cricketers were mercilessly exhausted not by the BCCI and the IPL but by the late night parties. The Late Night Parties were only responsible for India's humiliating defeat in the West Indies. Not only the Late Night Parties but the two or more chicks, Indian cricketers took to their rooms before dawn. Imagine the exhaustion! It was not two or three cricketers who took two or three girls to their rooms.

One Cricketer batted and bowled to two or three girls constantly who played (Matchings) within their hotel rooms. Those days of sinners, the days of the greatest of sinners - Kapil Dev, Sunil Gavaskar and the 1983 World Cup winning teams were the culprits. Had they taken (to) three chicks at once and bowled and batted, the current Indian players were saved of their disrepute. Angry Indian Cricketers are contemplating a (party) brawl with the cricketers of 80s.

This team is led by Yuvraj Singh with Rohit Sharma as Vice Captain with other players like Ashish Nehra to do the bowling while Yuvraj Singh will do the batting with a long bat - the longest hitter and the most prolific hitter. Yuvraj Singh's prolific scoring ability is well known. He has scored six sexes so far and a lot in domestic batting and first class matchings.

The eligible bachelor will open the innings and will not allow anybody at the non-striker's end. He will bat the two ends and will not allow anybody on the other end. The oldies (80s cricketers) are gearing up and are ensuring 100% fitness to play with the current Sachin Tendulkar of Indian Cricket - (Yuvraj Singh who has scored the most number of runs and six sexes in Matchings).


Kapil Dev finds it the toughest challenge to play with Yuvraj who tops the charts - the prolific batsman he says. "This matchings will be the toughest. Yuvraj's form and class are incomparable," says expert Sunil Gavaskar. Kapil Dev played some matchings in his earlier days and now he lost his form, class, energy, power and fitness.

TV Networks came forward to broadcast these Matchings and Board Of Control for Matchings in India (BCMI) President Yuvraj Singh has sold the rights to Internet Video Streaming websites except 'Youtube' and the list includes Meta**** (Censored), Slu*****(Censored), Por*****(Censored), XVI****(Censored) and so many other websites.

Meanwhile, a lot of youngsters are looking forward to get to (p)lay the Matchings but BCMI (Board of Control for Matchings in India) President and Opener Yuvraj Singh remains a tough clique.

Rule One and Only One: No Non-Striker's End!


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2 comments:

  1. Hi Dinesh, I have read interview with VM posted on your twitter page. Was it interviewed by you? If yes, then I would like to congratulate you to say that questions were really good.

    I'm a non tamizh but have very interests in Tamil films because of Kamal Hasan, Ilayaraja and Bala chandar. I still don't know why VM was considered great but not Vaali.

    gulzar:Javed Akthar::Vairamuthu:Vaali makes sense?

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  2. Thank you very much for replying. I will disable anonymous comment posting this time around. I will also grope to find out who you are from my Twitter page.

    Vaali is a great lyricist who believes that not in-depth meaning creates lyrics all the time. He is great in churning out 'Munbe Va, En Anbae Va' and many other lyrics of songs which defy his predecessors (not intentionally).

    He feels that songs should have meanings as per the intensity of the situation. 'Kallai Mattum Kandaal' is another example of in-depth meaning.

    But Vairamuthu is more aesthetic, substanceful and believes in lyrics that reflect culture, tradition and even in love songs, he wants to discuss science and culture.

    That way, Vairamuthu has teamed up with intellectuals and avant-garde technicians such as Mani Ratnam and AR Rahman. This has made him much more of a prominent figure.

    His ability to churn out lyrics that reach even the uneducated with good meaning and information has made him a popular figure besides his self-promoting oratory abilities.

    The questions were selected from a pool of questions to which I contributed about ten of them like the 'Raavanan screening at IIFA' and some questions about 'Raavanan'.

    Same tunes for both languages etc. I am disabling anonymous posting. Please feel free to take a little more time in posting your name at the end of your reply.

    Yes, Gulzar: Javed Akhtar::Vairamuthu:Vaali!

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