These are my Wits and philosophies

I've been writing all these one-liners and never found vent. I don't even know what to call them. As I presume, Wits are only said and not written. In this confusion and due to lack of knowledge, I call these one-liners.

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• I don’t believe in philosophies being exactly true, right, accurate and applicable to all life, since I myself am being a philosopher.

• Criticisms make me feel happy that I’m worthy of it; But it also makes me feel sad that I doubt I’m not worthy of what I’m doing.

• The world’s most strongest emotions have the tendency of ruling even the whole world, but, and also, of perishing on its own.

• One is rich when one has a lot of money but nothing to spend for and that’s the meaning of being rich.

• The difference between stress and depression is that, hair grows enormously during depression and falls rapidly during stress.

• In my past relationships, the ends were always longer than the starts.

• What’s philosophy in a literal sense?

• The most interesting part of a cricket match, to my mother, is the presentation ceremony.

• Sex is an adolescent mystery; A youngster’s quest; A married’s right; Or perhaps a married’s rite.

• Very often my girlfriend and I forget all differences and then start to have new differences.

• Expecting a bed of roses is like expecting an equivalent bed of thorns.

• My brain is a thing; It works like some kinda something.

• Being famous or genius is either being liked or hated by people never being forgotten in history.

• Why don’t we have a “no news” day? If observed, yesterday would be lost, today would be nothing and tomorrow would be only one thing on newspapers, “No news day observed yesterday”.

• Women are possessive even about possessiveness. They think it’s only for themselves. When men get possessive, they say, “You’re suspecting me”.

• I don’t like to reveal what I read; But, I like to reveal that I read.

• Why is the one who’s gonna die afraid of the one who has already died?

• Freedom is never measured; but practiced freedom is measured freedom

• From the sublime to the ridiculous is nothing but a step.

• I don’t like thrillers because the ones I suspect are never the killers.

• Introduction in a book is the one that is always boring and the reader always skips.

• A silver lining in a cloud is the sun’s attempt to shine beyond the obstruction posed by the clouds.

 

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Some blasphemous wits that I've written

Is it co-incidental or dictated by GOD himself that the reverse of his name be 'DOG'?

Once a Rationalist met a spiritualist. After initial greetings, the spiritualist said,"There's a room. If you enter that room, you can see GOD". Rationalist agreed and entered the room. He came back from the room. Spiritualist was very eager to know what GOD told the rationalist. The Rationalist did not see any GOD.
The Spiritualist asked,"Did you see GOD?"
The Rationalist replied,"Yes. I saw him".
Spiritualist got very eager and asked,"What did he say?".
Rationalist replied,"He said I was destined to be a Rationalist all my life".

Rationalists say there's no GOD by what they know.
But Spiritualists say there's GOD by what they don't know.

I do not believe in GOD, when I succeed;
More do I not believe in Him, when I fail.

My views on feminism

You know, I'd always been cynical of feminism like,'WHY FEMINISM?'. But I happened to read poems of a feminist poet and understood 'WHY FEMINISM'. Because I'd learned how women suffered in the MALE CHAUVINISTIC world. But still I'd say WHY FEMINISM? and why don't you simply liberate by doing what you want?

It's not always the vicious men who were against women. But those who are brought up with preconceived notions of FEMININITY were the major part of it. And also WOMEN who wanted to EXERCISE CONTROL AND REGULATE were part of this evil like MOTHER-IN-LAWS, MOTHERS and MOST WOMEN in general. What's needed is a little rationalism of knowing what's right and also what's ideal living.

If i were asking you,"DOES YOUR HUSBAND OR FATHER GIVE YOU FULL FREEDOM? DO THEY LET YOU GO FOR JOBS?". Most of the liberated women would say,"YES, MY HUSBAND GIVES ME ALL FREEDOM". 90% of you would say the same. And I'll ask you the 2nd question,"Is freedom given (by anybody to anyone)?".

If you have freedom, you don't need to seek permission at all. As long as it's given , it's not freedom at all. Instead, a situation where you simply share with your husband your idea of going to work and him appreciating the idea is the success of feminism.

This will bring intimacy and harmony in family relations and atmosphere. This is what we want to achieve. This is the success of feminist movements. Imagine such a liberation with the intimacy in family relations and a harmony in society among sexes.

Why not there's a 'SEXUAL SECULARISM' or SECULARISM OF SEXES' where we live in harmony along with the third gender, homosexuals etc. Women can bring this about.

But before that, first try to eliminate preconceived notions of what femininity is. Don't take someone's words for granted who says femininity is this, that etc.

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