I've been writing all these one-liners and never found vent. I don't even know what to call them. As I presume, Wits are only said and not written. In this confusion and due to lack of knowledge, I call these one-liners.
- I don’t believe in philosophies being exactly true, right, accurate and applicable to all life, since I myself am being a philosopher.
- Criticisms make me feel happy that I’m worthy of it; But it also makes me feel sad that I doubt I’m not worthy of what I’m doing.
- The world’s most strongest emotions have the tendency of ruling even the whole world, but, and also, of perishing on its own.
- One is rich when one has a lot of money but nothing to spend for and that’s the meaning of being rich.
- The difference between stress and depression is that, hair grows enormously during depression and falls rapidly during stress.
- In my past relationships, the ends were always longer than the starts.
- What’s philosophy in a literal sense?
- The most interesting part of a cricket match, to my mother, is the presentation ceremony.
- Sex is an adolescent mystery; A youngster’s quest; A married’s right; Or perhaps a married’s rite.
- Very often my girlfriend and I forget all differences and then start to have new differences.
- Expecting a bed of roses is like expecting an equivalent bed of thorns.
- My brain is a thing; It works like some kinda something.
- Being famous or genius is either being liked or hated by people never being forgotten in history.
- Why don’t we have a “no news” day? If observed, yesterday would be lost, today would be nothing and tomorrow would be only one thing on newspapers, “No news day observed yesterday”.
- Women are possessive even about possessiveness. They think it’s only for themselves. When men get possessive, they say, “You’re suspecting me”.
- I don’t like to reveal what I read; But, I like to reveal that I read.
- Why is the one who’s gonna die afraid of the one who has already died?
- Freedom is never measured; but practiced freedom is measured freedom
- From the sublime to the ridiculous is nothing but a step.
- I don’t like thrillers because the ones I suspect are never the killers.
- Introduction in a book is the one that is always boring and the reader always skips.
- A silver lining in a cloud is the sun’s attempt to shine beyond the obstruction posed by the clouds.
